Author Topic: Dazzling new airplane patent offers seats on top of aircraft  (Read 2980 times)

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Re: Dazzling new airplane patent offers seats on top of aircraft
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2015, 11:15:16 PM »
LMAO - wonder how much you have to pay to compensate the airline for the extra fuel burned due to drag?

Also wonder how long before a couple is caught joining the Mile High Club in one: could be fun for nosey fighter-pilots.... >:D
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Re: Dazzling new airplane patent offers seats on top of aircraft
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2015, 11:22:18 PM »
Anyway, it's got nothing on Kerbal Space Program:

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Re: Dazzling new airplane patent offers seats on top of aircraft
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2015, 11:56:24 PM »
All well and good until there is a bird strike. Even if the canopy holds together imagine feathers and guts all over.....

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Re: Dazzling new airplane patent offers seats on top of aircraft
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2015, 12:26:28 AM »
All well and good until there is a bird strike. Even if the canopy holds together imagine feathers and guts all over.....

It's supposed to be as birdstrike resistant as a fighter canopy, plus they probably won't let anyone up there until it's at cruising altitude, well above birds.
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Re: Dazzling new airplane patent offers seats on top of aircraft
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2015, 02:34:27 AM »
Extremely unlikely that it will ever be certified as a mod to any existing aircraft.

Also it's just stupid, wow gee I'm at 35,000 feet and I can see the sky, ermm all I can see is sky ... wait, what
I paid extra for this and there's actually nothing to see.  :-\
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