In the early 1930s, the
Northrop Gamma heralded a new age in aerodynamic design.
The U.S. Navy in particular was keen to exploit the advantages of such cutting edge engineering under the aegis of its XLRS or Extra Long Range Scout program.
Northrop was given a contract to tweak the famous Gamma to meet Navy requirements and thus the Northrop XTXLRS Nemo was born.
Seeking even greater speed and intimidation through streamlining, the spatted landing gear was further refined, causing a hearty "Yowsa!" from everyone who saw that lovely sexy, sleek undercarriage.
The aircraft was powered by a twin-row Wasp Major-Minor in E Flat radial engine known for its reliability if not its harmony. Soon a service-test squadron of the prototype long-range wonder was delivered and duly assigned to the Fleet Marine Force.
Having such advanced features as an enclosed canopy and retractable tail hook, the Northrop XTXLRS Nemo was heavily armed for the day, boasting not only two synchronized, cowl-mounted .30 cal. guns, but also two .50s in the wings.
The Northrop XTXLRS Nemo looked capable of destroying any foe and its long fuselage housed extra fuel tanks, giving it the legs to get to the fight.
Flight testing had just begun when it was interrupted by Fleet Week, the aftermath of which was truly legendary.
As the Fleet Marine Force had been one of the leading instigators of the carnage, they were reassigned to the El Boro Marine Corps Air Station in Death Valley, California. Officially this was to prepare for for war games, but it was really a punishment tour.
The Fleet Marine Force's Northrop XTXLRS Nemos were re-painted in a sand scheme to match the bleak surroundings just as the hangovers were going away and the Shore Patrol released the last of the squadron's miscreants. However, events would soon overshadow the pending war games.
After the town of Needles was looted and burned to the ground, the newly-minted Desert Fleet Marine Force was ordered to stop these cross-border bandit raids. The flying leathernecks were determined to eliminate the threat, starting with the most radical group, the Bernie Banditos.
After wiping out this horde of insufferable ideologues, the Desert Fleet Marine Force was ready to take on the next band of desperados.
This opponent would be even more intractable. Don Macho "La Naranja" and his Trumpeters had earned a reputation for stubbornness.
Don Macho earned another impressive reputation as well.
The Fleet Marine Force gritted their teeth and used the heavy armament of their Northrop XTXLRS Nemos to good effect and obliterated Don Macho and his Trumpeters into irrelevance.
Last to face the fury of the Desert Fleet Marine Force would be the toughest opponent of all, a ruthless operator who was known to give no quarter.
The Northrop XTXLRS Nemos' range was crucial in hunting down the feared Clintonistas as those crooks could duck and weave with the best of them. The top-secret anti-personnel innuendo bomb was especially effective against these outlaws who were eventually forced to concede defeat.
While the operations were a success and allowed the Fleet Marine Force to be freed for normal duties, the Navy never found a role for the Northrop XTXLRS Nemo despite its capabilities. All Nemos were eventually scrapped and none survive today. While debates still rage about which gang of bandits was more terrible, there's no arguing that the Northrop XTXLRS Nemo was the weapon to bring them to heel.
Brian da Basher