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Offline Antonio Sobral

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Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« on: August 05, 2013, 03:37:21 PM »
Ladies and Gentlemen

Welcome to the Second and Final Part of this trully emotive story :)

As you can easily see, things dot not go particularly well for our friend  Rosamund, the Cow.
After an extremelly long and excruciating pursuit, she finally collapsed.




After that, Q´Porraaaaah!, the evil alien, imediatelly landed his spacecraft and approached her....

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And since most of you are not novice to alien technology, I would like you just to imagine the purpose of this device....




Yes, you are correct! That is exactly what you are thinking!!!!
 






And, as you can see, he is not afraid to use it in the most preverse and obscure ways! :)
































Poor old Rosamund! The whole world is in tears for her fate is worse that death....
(actually there some people who might desagree and probably would find the experience trully enjoyable,
but who am I to judge :))



And a final message of warning from our friendly vilain: BEWARE!!!!




Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2013, 04:32:27 PM »
Oh dear, didnt see this coming (neither did Rosamund I suspect!). Looking good Antonio, loving your vignette skills.

One question .....

..... where's the vaseline  ;D
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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2013, 04:39:40 PM »
Yikes! :o
All hail the God of Frustration!!!

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Offline Old Wombat

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2013, 06:55:57 PM »
Why is it that so many ET's seem to be sexual deviants? Is there something about Earth that attracts them? Or are the obscenely rich, emotionally numbed & entertainment jaded the only ones who can afford private spacecraft?

:-\

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2013, 02:01:08 AM »
Why is it that so many ET's seem to be sexual deviants? Is there something about Earth that attracts them? Or are the obscenely rich, emotionally numbed & entertainment jaded the only ones who can afford private spacecraft?

All of the above.  We're the preserve where they can go and get their kink on.

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2013, 02:08:01 AM »
Between the probings and the crop circles (read graffiti), I am certain we are getting the riffraff (to put it nicely) of the Alien arena...
All hail the God of Frustration!!!

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2013, 02:28:26 AM »
If that cow wasn't passed out before, it sure would hit the deck after seeing that apparatus!

Antonio, your alien doesn't get mad, he gets even.

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2013, 03:31:21 AM »
Bessie NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2013, 09:00:28 AM »
And since most of you are not novice to alien technology, I would like you just to imagine the purpose of this device....

I've been trying to think of something I can say about that on a family website, but no, it's just not happening....
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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2013, 11:45:44 AM »
Certainly the ingredients of nightmares with that evil looking probe thing. 

Reminds me of a similar device in the jail scene from the movie "Top Secret" with a very young Val Kilmer :)

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Offline Kerick

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2013, 01:29:11 AM »
This should be the part where the Texas longhorn shows up and give someone a probe.

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2013, 10:24:04 AM »
Great follow up if a somewhat expected outcome :o

So much more to comment on.. but one dares not.

 :-\

Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2013, 07:31:34 PM »
This should be the part where the Texas longhorn shows up and give someone a probe.

Antonio, you're not going to do a remake of Brokeback Mountain here are you ???
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Offline Antonio Sobral

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2013, 09:25:47 PM »
Hi guys

Thanks for the comments!

Antonio, you're not going to do a remake of Brokeback Mountain here are you ???
No way :) I respect cowboys way too much!


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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2013, 10:53:58 AM »
Welcome to the Second and Final Part of this trully emotive story ...

Oh no, I was hoping for a Part Three where Yvonne the Cow appears out of left field (literally) and kicks the crap out of pervy Mr. Q´Porraaaaah!  Revenge for Rosamund!  ;D
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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2013, 03:13:33 PM »
The alien has a lot of character with features so exaggerated.
Color works well in diorama.  Actually is more like 80% gray, 20% tan-brown for that type.  Or 90-10 there abouts.
Such a different kinda build.
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Offline Kerick

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2013, 10:23:26 AM »
There must be revenge for Rosamund!!!!

Offline Old Wombat

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2013, 02:51:35 PM »
The alien has a lot of character with features so exaggerated.
Color works well in diorama.  Actually is more like 80% gray, 20% tan-brown for that type.  Or 90-10 there abouts.
Such a different kinda build.

We're quibbling over the correct colour for aliens, now? ??? Weird! :-\

:)

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Offline finsrin

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2013, 03:16:54 PM »
The alien has a lot of character with features so exaggerated.
Color works well in diorama.  Actually is more like 80% gray, 20% tan-brown for that type.  Or 90-10 there abouts.
Such a different kinda build.

We're quibbling over the correct colour for aliens, now? ??? Weird! :-\

:)

Guy

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2013, 05:52:50 PM »
This is probably the start of a long-running vitreolic feud within the Interstellar Plastic Modellers' Society about whether Humbrol 8786 Alien Grey corresponds to FS 345993 Arcturan Skin Grey, FS 345995 Sirian Skin Grey, FS 345998 Denebulan Skin Grey or FS 345999 Centaurian Skin Grey..... ::)

Me, I'm sticking with Hs 7438 Noodle Yellow*...... :icon_fsm:

*or is it "tan"...... ???
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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2013, 02:28:28 PM »
Reminds me of a similar device in the jail scene from the movie "Top Secret" with a very young Val Kilmer :)

http://youtu.be/zcvgst8qQfI

Yeah, me too :) Btw, nice idea, I really like it! Good job too!

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Re: Bovine Alien Abduction - Part Two - The Probing....
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2013, 02:07:50 AM »
I'm still holding out for Part 3 where Toro the Bull comes to the rescue and gives ET a taste of his own medicine, doing some "probing" with a horn... :P