Ah, now those photos could play a lot of havoc on some conspiracy websites....
But aren't the evil helicopters supposed to be black helicopters?
Here's the scary part: They
are black! The Evil Black Helicopter carries a Deframinitzer Reverse Doppler Generator, which alters their light reflection 180 degrees away from the norm, when recorded by either silver halides or electronic chips. That way, when you photograph them, you get back pictures of nice, happy UN aircraft, instead of the evil black helo you actually saw.
Little known fact: This technology was derived from the crashed Roswell Saucer. Aliens use it to fuzz the images of their craft, which is why to this day, despite a plethora of excellent cameras, nobody has taken a good picture of a UFO.
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