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Offline Silver Fox

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Old Crows never die...
« on: June 04, 2014, 12:49:32 AM »
Part 1: Last Tango in ... Persia?

"Pete, listen to me. Everything you say is true, it doesn't matter. If that old plane is there when they arrive, that's the one they'll get on. Have The Sqdn place a crew on standby. They'll need it. "

Lt. Pete Argue, RCAF, was aide de camp to Commander, RCAF. Right now he was listening to that august being's equally august wife. Oddly enough a third person was present for his briefing on 'spousal instructions'. That third person was the wife of 'The Chief', Chief Warrant Officer of the RCAF. An unusual relationship existed between the highest ranking Officer and Non-Commisioned Officer of the RCAF, it seemed to extend to the wives as well.

"Lieutenant, if they have their hearts set on it will you tell them no? Of course not!", The Chief's wife paused momentarily, "Well, maybe  you would say no to Mike." Now she smiled. "Would you say no to my husband?"

Both women chuckled meaningfully and Pete Argue realized where he had seen a smile like the one worn by The Chief's wife. It was a documentary about wolves. A moose had been facing off against a lone wolf, and the wolf had 'smiled' just like that. An instant before the moose found out that the 'lone' wolf wasn't really alone... and that it really should have been looking behind it.

Pete Argue reflected on who he would rather have mad at him: Commander, Royal Canadian Air Force, a man risen to the highest rank of his chosen profession... or that semi-mythical deity known as a Chief Warrant Officer. Pete had not been in the service very long, only a few years, but he had a very healthy respect and even awe for a General Officer. A Chief Warrant Officer though... Oh! DEAR GOD! he thought. He remembered that CWO in training, the one who had ordered the raincoats off for a parade... then walked out into the drizzle, bellowed to the sky "IT WILL NOT RAIN ON MY PARADE!", and had come back in. The rain had STOPPED! It had stayed stopped until the moment the "Dismissed" was commanded after the parade... and had then returned with a vengeance. A General might doom his career if thwarted, a CWO might doom his immortal soul. He also remembered the old military saw... a CWO is NOT God, a CWO is who God calls when he needs advice on perfection.

Pete swallowed reflexively. No, The Chief's wife was right. With the Air Vice-Marshall he might play the "responsibilities" card, with the CWO... nothing. He had once pointed out that a desire of the CWO violated the laws of physics. The Chief had merely pointed to the shelves of books lining his office and said "Lieutenant, those books contain Queen's Regulations and Orders. Those are the only 'laws' I answer to." In the end, physics be damned... the men had made that desire real.

Pete gave in to fate, and felt better for it.

"Ma'am, Ma'am." Nods of the head to the two imposing women he faced. " I will call the detachment commander, warn him that 144404 may be required for 'Protected VIP Transport'." He smiled sheepishly, "If you'll excuse me? I think I should pack my own flight suit. The Air Vice-Marshall gets upset if he wears a flightsuit and I'm in dress uniform." Pete made his way out of the Air Vice-Marshall's house and headed to his own nearby quarters.

Once Lt. Argue was out of earshot the two women turned to each other and said "He's just as anxious to go flying in that bird as they are!." They laughed at the identical thoughts before sobering. Their men, long past the age where such was normal, were heading into a war zone. They would be protected and coddled... but they were both high-value targets. Things happen in war zones, and not always to the right people.

The two women were just as experienced in most ways as their men. Dwelling on possibilities wouldn't help, so they turned the conversation to lighter topics. Worry wouldn't leave, but for a few moments it could be pushed aside and the two women pushing were formidable women indeed.

For now 'worry' would receive a firm shove.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2014, 10:37:47 PM by Silver Fox »

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Re: Old Crows never die...
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2014, 10:38:45 PM »
Part II: Reunited

The wives, of course, were correct. When the CC-207 Yukon II bearing the call sign 'RCAF Actual' touched down in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia the two special passengers were staring out the windows like youngsters long separated from their lovers.

On the long flight from Rhein-Main USAFB in Germany they has been alone except for Lt. Argue. The atmosphere between the two men had been relaxed and cordial. Two old friends exchanging quips and reminiscing.

Now though, professional masks fell into place. Two old friends faded, and in their place appeared Air Vice-Marshall Michael Shea OMM, CD and his Command Chief Warrant Officer. Pete wondered if he would ever learn to so casually turn the professional persona on and off. He determined that now was the best time to start emulating those who could.

Pete steeled his face into the quiet professional mask of an aide. Professionally present, while socially absent. Thirty years later Air Marshall Peter Argue II, OMM, CD, Chief of the Canadian Defence Staff would look back and know this was the moment that set his feet on the path to his own flag.

For now, Lt Pete Argue had duties. He looked at his official and unofficial charges to satisfy himself they were ready to deplane. Seeing they were he turned and received a 'thumbs up' from the Flight Engineer who was monitoring the preparations outside. All in order, he turned to his charge and said "Air Vice-Marshall? We are ready to deplane at your convenience."

The Air Vice-Marshall turned to his companions and simply said, "Gentlemen, let's be about it." He then strode purposefully toward the cabin door which was even now opening. He didn't see, but heard the byplay behind him. Lt. Argue had casually said the Chief, "After you Chief Warrant Officer."  There was steel in the younger man's voice; he was deferring, but out of his choice as granted by his superior rank. It was permission, not simply acquiescence. Something had changed in the young lieutenant's demeanour, and in a very positive way. Still Mike frowned as he thought "The Chief had called it again, damn him! Now he'll want the hundred bucks we bet on it."

Back in the cabin, Pete Argue was terrified. Had he actually just asserted dominance over the Chief Warrant Officer? What was he thinking??? The Chief's demeanour was professional and even pleasant though as he replied "Thank you sir, I appreciate that." The three men made their way to the front of the plane and the waiting airstairs just outside. The flight engineer braced to attention and saluted the Air Vice-Marshall then offered a respectful "Good day sir!" to the Chief. When Pete exited, the flight engineer saluted again and offered a polite "Have a good day sir." Pete was pleasantly surprised, he was sure the man had never even noticed him before...

Air Vice-Marshall Shea was stunned when he stepped outside into heat of the Riyadh airfield. Only the 21st of May and it was already sweltering out here. He and his companions made the obligatory noises to the various important personages there to greet them... and then approached the plane they had seen sitting on the baking tarmac.

The plane was one of the last Bombardier CL-605 Challengers in RCAF service after the type had been superseded by the CL-605M Conquerors. The 'buzz' number on her nose read '404' in 6-inch high letters, stylishly raked in the modern manner. When he had last seen this plane the numbers had been square and vertical. Other differences were visible as well; cooling grills were visible under the cockpit (exhausts for the new radar), the top of the vertical tail was bulged and lengthened (housing the upper comm and radar jamming antennae once fitted into a 't-bar' on the cabin roof), chaff launchers were housed in the upper fuselage just behind the engines and the tail cone showed the fitting of a towed decoy system. Still, she was undoubtedly 144404, the bird he had commanded so long ago as 'Yogi 11".

The crew consisted of two Flying Officers, commanded by a Flight Lieutenant . Standing discreetly aside was a young Leading Aircraftsman, undoubtedly the Tech Crewman. The Flight Lieutenant approached and saluted then introduced his crew, all of them including the somewhat bashful LAC. After the introductions he asked "Sir, did you want to look at your old bird, or use it for the hop to Bandar Abbas?"

Mike thought only for a heartbeat before answering, "We'll take your bird Lieutenant, but none of the 'RCAF Actual callsign business'. We'll use your regular callsign for the trip." The young aircraft commander smiled and said "Yes SIR! Yogi 11 it is."
« Last Edit: June 05, 2014, 01:48:36 AM by Silver Fox »

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Re: Old Crows never die...
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2014, 04:25:47 AM »
Part: III Final Flight

144404, 'Yogi 11' lifted off from Doha with little fanfare, as was the intent of the Air Vice-Marshall. There was a momentary confusion in settling in prior to the take off. The co-pilot had offered his seat to the Air Vice-Marshall, which was gratefully accepted. Confusion arose when the jump seat was offered to the Chief. He declined, and the co-pilot had thought to claim the seat for himself... when the Chief offered the opinion that "Perhaps the Lieutenant would like to sit there?" The co-pilot deferred with seeming grace, but private disappointment. He had hoped to rub shoulders with "The Boss". The Chief sat in the rear, but tied his headset into the electronic warfare panel like he used to in a long ago past. The tech crewman was momentarily taken aback, the Chief had plugged in to the crew slot and not into the normal guest slot. Functionally there was little difference, except that the guest slot would usually have it's external communication toggled off. The Chief corrected that with a grin to the Tech before finding a seat.

Climb to altitude and the cruise across the Persian Gulf was uneventful until just short of the point where Yogi 11 would make radio contact with Bandar Abbas. First came word that Rattler Flight (4 CF-163 Airacobras) was under attack by Chinese-supplied Flankers. Two other contacts with Flankers were quickly reported. First, a pair of USMC F-35B's had got jumped by 4 Flankers. The Flankers had come in at tree-top level and had reached a point where they could track and engage the Lightnings using only the IRST systems. The pair of Lightnings reacted quickly, but the attack had come from the rear quarter where the Lightning was most vulnerable. Sixteen seconds after the first howl of warning in a Lightning cockpit and both Lightnings were down. The second attack fared less well. Again it was 4 Flankers against a pair of Lightnings, and again they managed to maneuver into rear-quarter positions seemingly without being detected. The two USN F-35C's seemed nonchalant and completely unaware of the danger they were in.

In truth they were in no danger at all. DDG-1000 USS Zumwalt had been tracking the Flankers for the last 6 minutes. The older Radar Warning gear fitted to the "gifted" Flankers was not even capable of detecting the sophisticated radar of Zumwalt. USS Zumwalt let them close to gun range, then smashed them from the sky with contemptuous ease. She had fired 8 rounds from her 5" guns... 3 of the first 4 rounds fired were direct hits.

Aboard Yogi 11 crew, and guests were discussing everyone regaining their normal seats. The aircraft was potentially under threat and this was no time for crew coordination compromised by unfamiliar bodies in unfamiliar places. The seven men aboard Yogi 11 had just made a crew motion plan when the EWO sat bolt upright and literally screamed into his mike "Flankers! Tracking, attempting to switch to high PRF lockon!" High Pulse Repetition Frequency was the radar mode whereby the radar would 'look' at it's target more often in order to maintain a target lock.

For the younger crew of Yogi 11 there was a shocked moment of inaction. That didn't extend to the older members. Mike Shea yelled "Speed, cleared 2?". Speed was the callsign given his old Tech so many years ago, based on his initials. "Cleared 2?" was a request to know if the aircraft was secure for level 2 evasive flight, all cargo secure and all passengers in their assigned places. Speed didn't hesitate for a moment, "2 clear, 10 seconds for 3!". Old habits had the Chief, "Speed", automatically checking the status of the cabin at frequent intervals. The Chief spoke to his cabin mates "Kid, grab the handholds and brace yourself. Sir, lock your seat into the operator position." The two younger men responded with indecent haste. The voice of assured confidence and authority had steadied them. The Chief spoke again "Clear 3! Two Flankers 7 O'clock, locked on and closing!" The Chief smashed down on the chaff dispenser controls, letting out a 2 second burst of the radar jamming fibres.

In the cockpit Mike Shea heard the clearance to maneuver followed by the faint hum of the chaff dispenser. He smashed the control yoke hard over to the right, turning into the attacking fighters. The EWO, shock replaced by determination to carry out his duties, said to the Chief, "I've got it." The Chief backed off the primary panel and watched the EWO set it up for automatic response to threats. Next the EWO got on his radio and called "Artemis", the E-46 AWACS bird covering the lower Persian Gulf.

"Artemis, Romeo Charlie Alpha Foxtrot Actual under attack!" He slugged the aircraft position, course and altitude to the transmission. The myth of Yogi 11 was gone, there could be no confusion as to who was actually aboard.

"Foxtrot Actual, Artemis. Acknowledged. Saber Flight one hundred ten miles astern, supersonic and closing. Hold on!"

Neither Artemis nor Saber held any illusions. A lone VIP transport facing two Flankers in close combat stood no chance of surviving long enough for Saber to reach them and engage the Flankers. Hopeless or not, the pilots of Saber Flight pushed the throttles up on their F-22's and rocketed toward the battle. Saving Foxtrot Actual might be out of the question, Saber Flight held a grim determination that no live heroes would be available to show on Iranian TV.

Aboard '404, now officially RCAF Actual once again, the crew performed with grim purpose. The aircraft commander set the Master Arm switch to 'ON' in the faint hope that one of the Flankers might overshoot and slide in front of the hard maneuvering Challenger. Mike Shea had put the Challenger into a hard spiral, twisting down into denser air where the enormous speed advantage of the Flankers would be eroded. They would still be more maneuverable, but any mistake would cost them greatly if the overtake speed could be limited. It was a faint hope, but the only realistic hope that the seven men aboard the Challenger had.

In the cabin The Chief remembered an incident from the First Gulf War. He spoke to the young Tech crewman "Kid; lower rear antenna, set up the secondary jammer for radar altimeter jamming!" The secondary jammer was relatively low power, and very unsophisticated, but more than up to the task of jamming a radar altimeter. Radar altimeters were simply not devised to operate against hostile electronic warfare. With just a bit of luck, what had worked once would work again...

RCAF Actual plunged into darkness as it's headlong flight brought it below the Sun's horizon. Mike pulled the Challenger out of it's dive and felt the airframe protest at the abuse it was suffering. Levelling off at 100', Mike started to edge downward until he could feel the aircraft bounce as it entered ground effect. "Almost lost it" he thought, got to be careful. "EWO, secondary jammer on!" Mike called, and the EWO respond instantly. He hadn't heard the stories... but he did know what the older men had in mind.

Aboard the Flankers the hard maneuvering of the target had thrown the two pilots off. They had expected an easy target and this one had started to evade even before they had managed to lock it up. The pilots were inexperienced, the lead pilot had less than 200 hours total flight time, and only 20 in Flankers. His number two had only 75 total hours, and only 8 of those in the Flanker. Lead was unsure of himself so close to the water and after one near miss where he could actually see spray thrown up by the waves cloud his canopy he set his terrain avoidance radar to 100' and engaged the system. The Flanker was over 700 knots when it smashed into the water in a 30 degree dive. The radar altimeter never varied from the 800' reading it had started with.

"Crew. EWO. One radar terminated. We may have got one!"

The crew had a brief moment of relief before getting back to the deadly serious task of surviving the remaining Flanker.

Aboard the second Flanker the pilot was panicked. Lead was down and he didn't even know why. Seemingly he had just decided to splash his aircraft into the Persian Gulf without even saying a word. Now he saw his radar was malfunctioning as well. His radar lock on the target kept breaking off and shoals of static and false targets kept sweeping across his display. He switched to using his IRST system where he could at least see his target. He never thought to shut down his radar and stop it from giving away his position.

The Flanker pilot pushed his throttles forward, eager to close the target and destroy it. He wasn't sure that a missile would function so close to the water so he was going to move into gun range and do things the simple way. He never realized just how much overtake speed he was building up until it was far too late to correct the error.

Aboard the Challenger the Chief saw the telltale signs of a radar closing fast, and still accelerating. "Mike, Flanker closing. He's got a lot of smash on!" Smash was the aircrew's way of saying that the plane was moving fast. Mike firewalled the throttles and the rookie Flanker driver reacted just a expected, pushing his throttles into the stops and lighting his afterburners. Mike waited 5 seconds and then chopped his power, causing the Challenger to decelerate rapidly.

The Flanker was almost in gun range when the target seemed to stop. The pilot realized his mistake and moved to the side to clear his target. He would go around and loop back to kill the target with more patience. Passing the target, he crossed in front and pulled up. The Chief saw the flare of the afterburners through the starboard windows and called "Flanker Starboard!"

Mike saw the Flanker surge past his window and race out in front. Shaking the yoke he called "Pilot's aircraft, take the heater shot!" The pilot took control and looked at the Flanker through his helmet-mounted display. He heard the growl of the AIM-9X missile as it saw it's target and he pressed his thumb down on the release button. The Sidewinder missile rocketed off the wing  and immediately started to track the Flanker. A second missile followed one second later.

It wasn't needed.

The first missile impacted the Flanker's port engine. It pushed the aircraft's nose down. The inexperienced pilot was too slow to recover and his plane tumbled and broke up as it bounced off the water.

The crew aboard the Challenger was slow to react. Both Flankers were down and for a few seconds no one could believe it. Mike broke the moment by announcing "Crew, time to put that motion plan into operation. Let's all get back into our normal seats." There was little confusion, the last few minutes had welded the men into one crew. Once everyone was where they belonged, and the aircraft established in a safe climb the EWO made one last call to Artemis.

"Artemis, Foxtrot Actual. Splash two. Vectors please to join on Saber for escort to our destination."

Both Artemis and Saber flight were confused. Not only had the Challenger survived, but the Flankers hadn't.

Someone, it seemed, had one hell of a story to tell.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2014, 08:02:19 PM by Silver Fox »

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Re: Old Crows never die...
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2014, 09:43:50 PM »
Part IV: ... They just Fade Away

Arrival at Bandar Abbas occurred with all the fanfare one might expect to accompany such august visitors. When the ceremonies were over the visitors and various crew members were dragged off to the expected debriefing. Yogi 11/RCAF ACTUAL had a story to tell, and now was the time for the official story to be recorded.

414(Combat Support) crews swarmed over 144404. The bird had been seriously overstressed in it's battle against the Flankers and stress checks were mandatory. Those checks spelled the end for 144404, she had lifted off from Doha coded 'green'. That meant she was cleared for all maneuvers within the flight envelope. Now though, she was down-rated to 'red'. From now on she would be cleared only for standard flight operations until her fatigue life was expired. She could be re-assigned as one of the utility transports and de-modified. That fate was unlikely though, 144401 was in better shape and already slated to swap places with the last remaining utility flight Conqueror. Utility flight would no comprise only Challengers and the Combat Support Squadrons would fly only Conquerors. Nobody particularly wanted to send the message traffic which would doom 144404. Such messages were routinely sent upstream to Commander, RCAF.

The message was sent, and in due course was delivered to Mike Shea. It arrived in his hands a few moments into a news report he was watching, a news report on the harrowing escape of RCAF ACTUAL from attacking fighters. Mike Shea and his Chief exchanged meaningful looks, that news report would be seen in Canada. Two formidable women would be watching, and would have opinions to express on the activities of their husbands. Neither man doubted exactly what that opinion might be. They discussed matters and devised a plan. It would take the agreement of the Chief of the Defence Staff, but that man was likely to agree. He, and CWO of the Canadian Armed Forces had been a pair for decades as well. The symbolism wouldn't be lost on that pair.

Arrangements were made to ferry 144404 back to Canada. Mike Shea and his companions would be among the ferry crew taking her home. No one even thought to argue, his rank made it impossible, but it was his delivery that made it unwise. Saber Flight would escort ACTUAL to Doha and out of the combat zone.

On the 24th of May, 2023 the plan was put into motion. 144404 had been stripped of here pods and missiles for the flight, these would be remaining in Bandar Abbas with 414. Saber Flight lifted off first, taking station at altitude to await her charge. Lower down, Rattler Flight was tasked with ensuring safety. As RCAF ACTUAL accelerated down the runway the four Airacobras of Rattler joined up, staying with the Challenger as it lifted off. They stayed with it until it reached 400 knots and then peeled off, to be replaced by the F-22's of Saber Flight. Along for the flight to Doha was Yogi 01, 414's Commanding Officer flying a Conqueror. None of the F-22 pilots thought it strange that the two inboard pylons of the Conqueror held twin-rail launchers fitted with a pair of AIM-9X missiles each. A desperate 'last-chance' perhaps, but sometimes a last chance worked...

The flight back to Doha, and indeed to Canada was uneventful. Touching down at CFB Ottawa they were met by various dignitaries... and the wives. The reunion was emotional, and almost heated until the men announced their plan. The wives were disbelieving, until the Chief of Defence Staff announced that the plan was approved and detailed planning was underway.

Three months later, in a dual ceremony, the Air Vice-Marshall of the RCAF and his Chief both turned over their responsibilities to replacements. They had served so long together, and now ended their careers simultaneously. The Chief of the Defence Staff and his Chief presided over the ceremonies. Those two men had talked as well, and when their time came in the near future, it would be done this way as well.

During the ceremony a large screen TV had been idle. As pen fell to paper during the change of command the TV lit up to show the runway at CFB Trenton. 144404 was seen to touch down at the exact moment her old time crew retired. '404 was going to the RCAF Museum. No Challenger was represented there, and this Challenger had carried the highest ranking member ever to face combat. She had been repainted for her new duties. On her right side were the old markings she had worn during her early days, on the left her current markings were fresh and pristine. Below the cockpit were visible two aircraft silhouettes of the Flankers she downed over the Persian Gulf.

Among the men and women in the parade, only a few recognized the symbolism. Among those few would be the future leaders of Canada's Air Force. In Bandar Abbas another parade was underway. As 144404 touched down a Conqueror flashed over the runway, 144424 newly delivered. She had been destined for a senior crew, but now replaced her earlier-model sister. She banked her wings to the gathered parade and spectators before turning in to land.

Yogi 11 touched down in Bandar Abbas and taxied in to her parking spot. She didn't wear the kill markings belonging to her earlier sister, but on her nose gear doors she did wear a long disallowed marking. A raised middle finger in a circular field, surrounded by the words:

"414 JAM IT!"

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Re: Old Crows never die...
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2014, 12:06:48 PM »
Great stuff! And good to see that '404 got the retirement she deserved  :)
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Re: Old Crows never die...
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2014, 05:12:01 AM »
What a great short!  You really ought to put these into a book / collection of some sort!

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Re: Old Crows never die...
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2014, 10:10:30 AM »
Glad you liked it, it was good for me to write this.