In 1/72, cut off all flying surfaces, sand off all raised panel lines, fill any gaps to make the tube fuselage smooth. Then engrave in a wide whorl. Paint it brown paper. Glue loose tobacco into holes cut into the ends. Place a red and gold label of your own design 1/3 of the way down the ''top''. Display proudly on shelf at the office.
It's a Whiff Cigar!