Well folks, it seems that although Scooterman was found, he was indeed taken prisoner by the other side. What's worse, it appears as though his Red Cross supplied communications Device (aka computer) has proved faulty (or has been traded to the POW Camp Guards for Booze and a copy of "Orangutans in Bikinis"...). As such, he is unable to present himself to the board of enquiry and account for what he has done.
In his absence, I will get the GB vote up shortly...
...as is usual practice in these situations, I will henceforth take all bribes, inducements and other gifts normally offered by candidates to the GB Moderator.
Regards,
Greg