Wow! Great and truly hilarious backstory, incredibly lateral useage of a model, fantastic paint job, believable design, and a fitting end to the story that explains why it's not been heard of by the rest of the world. I give it 9 out of 10! Not only does it look like a Sperm whale, it looks like the Sperm whale from "Hitchikers Guide". Awesome to the awesomemost!
Oh, and it's German too! Double points!
Alvis 3.1