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Re: Civilian Street Cars
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2023, 05:02:39 AM »
In LA, the bigger the truck the smaller the penis. Also, tiny women usually drive enormous SUVs (the bigger the SUV, the smaller the woman).

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Re: Civilian Street Cars
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2023, 05:35:09 AM »
In LA, the bigger the truck the smaller the penis.

Known as Penis Overcompensators out my way.


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Re: Civilian Street Cars
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2023, 06:37:40 AM »
In LA, the bigger the truck the smaller the penis. Also, tiny women usually drive enormous SUVs (the bigger the SUV, the smaller the woman).

Usually yes, but I'm thinking of the styling of the car, not the idiot drivers.

I have never experienced so much road-rage or thoughtless driving as I have in Tasmania.  They can see you're backing out in the supermarket carpark but they won't wait - they just barge past & hope you don't hit them.  Or more probably, being hillbillies, they simply can't see anything outside the 1 degree of sight right in front of them. :(

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Re: Civilian Street Cars
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2023, 02:00:20 AM »
In LA, the bigger the truck the smaller the penis. Also, tiny women usually drive enormous SUVs (the bigger the SUV, the smaller the woman).

Usually yes, but I'm thinking of the styling of the car, not the idiot drivers.

I have never experienced so much road-rage or thoughtless driving as I have in Tasmania.  They can see you're backing out in the supermarket carpark but they won't wait - they just barge past & hope you don't hit them.  Or more probably, being hillbillies, they simply can't see anything outside the 1 degree of sight right in front of them. :(

Hey, its such a small place with few people they probably aren't used to thinking that there could be other drivers around... ;)
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