Just to save Tophe then....
Airbus AC400K 'Puppy Killer'
The Airbus AC400K gunship, aka the 'Puppy Killer' is a new stealthy gunship adopted by the French Air Force. It operates on the principle of 'deceptive stealth' by carrying markings that make it appear to be a Red Cross mercy flight in order to get close to it's target without being fired on, but it then opens it's gun ports and deploys four large-calibre, fast-firing gatling guns at the last minute to devastating effect. In order to avoid retaliation by reducing the morale and fighting ability of the enemy, a special drop hatch is provided in the rear of the fuselage, which enables dead puppies, drowned kittens, children's lollipops laced with laxatives and boxes of toilet paper contaminated with ground chillies and itching powder to be dispensed liberally over the battlefield.
"We're excited by this new capability", said Cmdt. de Sade, commander of the first squadron to deploy the aircraft, "it allows us to exploit novel vulnerabilities in our enemies, such as feelings, a sense of fair play a sweet tooth and an urgent need for hygene products to really hit them where it hurts."
The French Government have announced that in accordance with long-standing EU peacekeeping priorities, the AC-400K's first operational deployment will be at the next G20 conference.
