Greetings Comrades, from the 'Totally free thinking commissariat for the profitable production of porcine produce & perfectly legal aviation observation in foreign nations. We are much impressed with the glorious Mothball trainer and are happy to note that all the motherlands aircrew are more than competent to fly and drink without compromise of skill. The addition of vodka dispensers would be a Capitol idea.
A superb looking proofage of our superior flycraft building abilities is to be rewarded with the award of the TFTCFTPPOPP&PLAOIFN RED BANNER OF SUPERIORNESS MEDAL AWARD PRESENTATION with GOLD TRACTOR WHEEL MEDALION, MEDAL.
A soon as you send the 3.319 million rubles required to register you as a holder of the TFTCFTPPOPP&PLAOIFN RED BANNER OF SUPERIORNESS
MEDAL AWARD PRESENTATION with GOLD TRACTOR WHEEL MEDALION, MEDAL, it will be sent to you by post, 3rd class (807 rubles).
Congratulations Comrade, a most worthy achievement.
(All the best chum, Pigflyer)