Comrades of our glorious Motherland, we, the 'Totally free thinking commissariat for the profitable production of porcine produce & perfectly legal aviation observation in foreign nations, have been hard at work with the 4077th Military & Agricultural Services Hegemony, designing and producing the new weapon/machinery to protect and feed the motherland.
Using many ready to hand materials of building, we, the TFTCFTPPOPP & PLAOIFN and the 4077th MASH, proudly present;
The SKYTRACTOR.
Capable of ploughing, seeding, harvesting crops, muck spreading, crop spraying by land and air, bombing, strafing, rocketing and
aerobatics, we offer this design to the nation.